Xristopher. Oh, herro dere. Uh…*shuffles feet* Enjoy!Tumblr (3.0; @mellamancalle)http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdf67c7e7cb972ebb23581f70b62d2c6/tumblr_mn4b23ke7Y1r3rwkfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50980528371http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50980528371Tue, 21 May 2013 03:10:50 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon5n8BzPO1qj6xzto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50980185905http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50980185905Tue, 21 May 2013 02:59:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f36ec9695d8a57b1194e5d895197e6d0/tumblr_miqe0i0DgW1r8t6z1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50980150398http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50980150398Tue, 21 May 2013 02:57:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35d37eb5383ce27c4a7d19160897384d/tumblr_mn0wluFxKO1qjmh6wo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94e7af894f34b3f42a9e4299514f881e/tumblr_mn0wluFxKO1qjmh6wo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karpetshark.tumblr.com/post/50777788399/sorry-for-doing-a-thing-thats-probably-been-done">karpetshark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sorry for doing a thing that’s probably been done a thousand times</p> </blockquote>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979622068http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979622068Tue, 21 May 2013 02:38:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c9d4865b85c5fb1b86beb3d94994c27/tumblr_mmxq1tHWLb1rb9i04o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1d2893bcd0ad8c481ed4407a52ee658/tumblr_mmxq1tHWLb1rb9i04o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2cec1ff506800812e02e5f103c989a7/tumblr_mmxq1tHWLb1rb9i04o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5be4d90a6ad7dfd597160c74c9dbcfd/tumblr_mmxq1tHWLb1rb9i04o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979571378http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979571378Tue, 21 May 2013 02:36:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/269a21ecf45a295d5c4a7e859a8c086b/tumblr_mn29gr9rYk1qk46xlo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tony!!! Tony!!!! Swirls!!!</p>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979528602http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979528602Tue, 21 May 2013 02:34:57 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54f0b6086e44730f195fbe28056d5644/tumblr_mikz5aQqY41s4905co1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979518365http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50979518365Tue, 21 May 2013 02:34:34 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50978019515" src="http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50978019515/audio_player_iframe/mellamancalle/tumblr_mn4tqv9iTB1qanwe4?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmellamancalle%2F50978019515%2Ftumblr_mn4tqv9iTB1qanwe4" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50978019515http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50978019515Tue, 21 May 2013 01:38:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfe55ffae66d063572fc0f25eb6e603e/tumblr_mllmn4fQpR1qhiakio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kurt-jelly.tumblr.com/post/48512520746/all-of-my-tf2-training-has-come-up-to-this">kurt-jelly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>all of my tf2 training has come up to this</p> </blockquote>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50978015891http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50978015891Tue, 21 May 2013 01:38:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bebb8f57a23a4d8adb5ec8239597e2a8/tumblr_mn4vzxpvPs1rkogzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50978005384http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50978005384Tue, 21 May 2013 01:37:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf29f0d0f5af5b444d5e547e95964c74/tumblr_mmb60ouIMQ1rx4fboo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dylansindelar.tumblr.com/post/49662469568/crazyrodeogirl-cryptidsandoddities-in-late">dylansindelar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crazyrodeogirl.tumblr.com/post/49655645013/cryptidsandoddities-in-late-december-of-2003">crazyrodeogirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cryptidsandoddities.tumblr.com/post/49654254192/in-late-december-of-2003-security-cameras-at">cryptidsandoddities</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).</p> <p>Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.</p> <p>A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.</p> </blockquote> <p>I googled and yep this is legit: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3336299.stm">BBC article</a> <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/12/19/hampton.ghost/">CNN article</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t care if it’s real, I love it.</p> </blockquote>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977394582http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977394582Tue, 21 May 2013 01:15:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fae5041647c81c7a4a6b4f7fe3691474/tumblr_mk91w3Hvr71r25wu2o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977363275http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977363275Tue, 21 May 2013 01:14:33 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/618b168ebeed1067d59a835f26c66ff9/tumblr_mn4yw51AoK1qzvnpdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dailydcu.com/post/50974575241/anyone-else-miss-harley-quinn-wearing-this" class="tumblr_blog">dcu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyone else miss Harley Quinn wearing this costume?</p></blockquote>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977355003http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977355003Tue, 21 May 2013 01:14:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7da9ccbcf41e44338a89c6fea742a68c/tumblr_mmy3c6I4FX1s7lhjxo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://itsdavidjoseph.tumblr.com/post/50974719851/miemiserablemidwest-thrillionaire" class="tumblr_blog">itsdavidjoseph</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miemiserablemidwest.tumblr.com/post/50974394349/thrillionaire-thatboon-says-it-all-really">miemiserablemidwest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thrillionaire.tumblr.com/post/50943663068/thatboon-says-it-all-really-he-was-getting">thrillionaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatboon.tumblr.com/post/50939955765/says-it-all-really">thatboon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Says it all really.</p> </blockquote> <p>He was getting rimmed</p> </blockquote> <p>I am ready for the big announcement Thomas Daley.</p> </blockquote> <p>wut</p></blockquote>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977342734http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50977342734Tue, 21 May 2013 01:13:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ab0f7f087ce93e5ab42a331e509bdce/tumblr_mmaov1O9HR1rtupi9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://emmagotafitblr.tumblr.com/post/50973825249/this-is-horrific-fuck-our-society" class="tumblr_blog">emmagotafitblr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is horrific. Fuck our society.</p></blockquote>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976429153http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976429153Tue, 21 May 2013 00:42:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc97iuZVPE1r9pg3so1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc97iuZVPE1r9pg3so2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Still my favorite Karen Walker moment.</p>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976421483http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976421483Tue, 21 May 2013 00:42:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d555ae932ee779af289335220a5198da/tumblr_mkelejjVVU1qbqhhuo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976359831http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976359831Tue, 21 May 2013 00:40:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99sn5lkdE1ra926zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976354826http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50976354826Tue, 21 May 2013 00:40:14 -0700<p>I will tear any motherfucker who tries “slut” shaming to me, in regards to me, to fucking shreds!</p> <p>I do not take the word of someone who says “I do not respect, tops, verse, fems, or whores.” seriously. And I will call a motherfucker on their bullshit, and I will read them to <strong>FILTH</strong>!</p> <p>I’m all for people who want to do the whole, “I don’t hookup.” Thing. Awesome! More power to you, but no way in hell are you getting away with shaming those who do, not in front of me!</p> <p>Lesson: Just because someone enjoys sex, and will express their sexuality, and libido, does not give any asshole the right to stigmatize their lifestyle, because they do not agree with it!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/95c417b625d408a4aff6781469861d2d/tumblr_inline_mn50nwef401qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50975588236http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50975588236Tue, 21 May 2013 00:16:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97b49103c07d24b66dc53f03b33baf97/tumblr_mn4zkg4hA81qa0ic3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Boom. Motherfucker.</p>http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50975122631http://mellamancalle.tumblr.com/post/50975122631Tue, 21 May 2013 00:02:40 -0700