Ace of Base, and Resident Evil sound like a great...
I says to myself as I hit the power button.
The phone they sent me is defective. Fan fucking tastic.
ocean life →
funniest10k: expectation: reality:
noods for noods?
Drunk, and super fucking horny.
Single or not, reblog see what you get.
derekhasanego: <3 = Im falling for you. :) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching disney films ;) = I like you a lot :( = You should talk to me more. :D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot. ;O = I want to be tumblr best friends. :P = I want you more than anything. :K = Kiss me :| = You annoy me * = We need to make out! <*3 = I want a tumblr relationship with you. 8=D I want to do...
rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
Hey internet, why the fuck aren't you working?
Pages aren’t loading, images aren’t loading. nothing but the basic page is loading DAMN!
Worst start to a weekend.
My phone is gone…again. Never again will i keep it in shallow sweatpant pockets.