Oh Mandy. (How I handle girls telling me they...
Mandy: dude i gotta pee..
Me: lol hot
Mandy: lmfao i did not expect that
Me: haha take me with you!
Mandy: where to? to pee?
Me: the bathroom
Mandy: ooh my
Me: yeah are you mid stream yet?
Mandy: lmfao no
Me: haha damn
Mandy: ill run though and go and text you about it if you really want me to..
Me: do it. :p:p
Mandy: lmfao seriously?
Me: god no!
Mandy: lmfao im cracking up
I need to hit the gym, and i need a job.
I wanna drop two inches off my waist, and i wanna have some spending money for my birthday!
Luna Lovegood grew up to become an influence among...
Four teenage boys have commited suicide in 3 weeks...
Little fish in the BIG city.: This is how my Nan... →
marleewoot: ohaiiabigail: stfuconservatives: mollyfreakinpotter: shutupmerlin: My sweet, elderly nan was banned from the Catholic church because she interrupted a sermon and told the entire congregation to go to Hell after they shunned my Uncle for coming out. She…
I wanna cuddle.
Right freaking now!
My dash hasn't updated in hours.
Something’s seriously wrong.
Me: So Michael O made fajitas...and I have to say...I never wanna eat anyone's fajitas besides yours. Yours didnt make me sick.
Michael E: HAHAHA! YES! SCORE!
earthquakeweathr asked: NPH pretty much owns at life haha
World of Jenks
Wow! This is a really good one. The “Street Queen” Episode.
kailamac: in reaction to Christopher’s penis post! Dario totally enjoyed it. Lol. There was a warning for a reason.
icantellthatweregoingtobefriends: Thanks for the follow :) YAY! I even get an NPH gif! You’re officially my new favorite.
END WARNING/Warning if you are going through your...
For those of you using tumblr at work or around home, the post i made is now complete. For those of you logging into tumblr/going through your dashboard (*coughkailacough*) There is penis on it. Enjoy.
NSFW POST COMIN UP!
All those opposed to peen, unfollow me for the next ten minutes. You have been warned.